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Yep! We should totally keep points... hehe

 

You can find me on a face;

Frequently I'm in a vase.

I'm precise by definition,

Yet to one man I am different.

 

What am I?

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Yep! We should totally keep points... hehe

 

You can find me on a face;

Frequently I'm in a vase.

I'm precise by definition,

Yet to one man I am different.

 

What am I?

 

Ah, sorry sorry! I forgot I promised to post the answer after so long D: I hope you still love me!

 

The answer is a dozen. Here's how:

You can find me on a face(face of a clock- 12 o'clock)

Frequently I'm in a vase(a dozen roses)

I'm precise by definition(a dozen= 12)

Yet to one man I am different(a baker's dozen is 13)

 

New riddle!

 

What comes down but never goes up?

 

(Thanks for reminding me to post the answer Westie :x)

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Woah o-o that may be the answer o-o

How can a pants pocket be empty but still have something in it?

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Antidisestablishmentarianism?

 

Or dictionary?

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Antidisestablishmentarianism?

Bah, don't make me laugh.

Pneumonoultromicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Or the full name of Titin, which if pronounced in full will cause screaming Shoggoths to tear their way into reality.

The longest word... The big-ass ones on the title?

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Smiles

 

Theres a mile between the S's

 

:D

 

(to be fair, I remember hearing this one a while back xD)

Though id go with "infinity"...

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Haha there ya go.

 

A dad and his son were riding their motorcycles and they both crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man's son was in the operating room when the doctor came in and said "That's my son!" With no stepfather, how is this possible?

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Yep.

A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.

Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.

The rich man laughs.

Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.

The rich man laughs again.

Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?

The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

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Anyone is free to guess :) and you're right!

What is a word made up of 4 letters, yet is also made up of 3. Sometimes is written with 9 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.

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The lack of a question mark kinda gave it away.

What = 4 letters
Yet = 3
Sometimes = 9

Then = 4

Rarely = 6

Never = 5

 

A long time ago, there was a family of rabbits: grandma rabbit, mommy rabbit and daughter rabbit. One day, grandma rabbit fell sick, really sick, so mommy rabbit asked daughter rabbit to bring a basket full of fruits to her grandma, but not before reminding the latter to not lollygag too deep into the forest. Daughter rabbit nodded and departed, but just like every other teenager with poor impulse control, she was mesmerized by the sight of the forest along the way and entered it anyway. The forest was big as it was dense. So alas, daughter rabbit soon found herself hopelessly lost within.

But all hope was not lost, for she soon found a coconut tree beneath which shade rested a charming, good-looking brown rabbit.

"Mister Brown Rabbit, could you help me with something? I'm looking for my grandma's house, but I'm afraid I have gotten lost within the woods," asked daughter Rabbit.

 

The brown rabbit perked up at the word "woods" and turned to look at daughter rabbit. What supple flesh, what fine white fur. A wolf-like grin with rabbit-like dental features spread across his face.

 

"Well~ would you like to know the answer to that?"

 

"Yes, please!"

 

"Jolly good, satisfy me first, and I will tell you later."

 

The daughter rabbit, being a very concerned granddaughter, thought it was a fair trade. So she did it.

 

It never rains but it pours.

 

Soon afterward, daughter rabbit once again found herself lost within the forest. She searched and searched in vain for the path leading uphill mentioned by the brown rabbit, but the only thing she could find was another charming black rabbit resting beneath an apple tree.

 

You can tell where this is going, can't you?

 

"Mister Black Rabbit, could you show me the way to my grandma's house please?"

 

"Ufufufu, Shiro Usagi-chan, would you like to...know the answer to that?"

 

"Yes, please!"

 

"Horosho, satisfy me first, and I will tell you later, ehehe."

 

So she did it again.

 

And now you know why is it that when people can't control themselves, it's called going at each other like rabbits. But that's neither here nor there.

 

Aaaanyway, thanks to the stranger's direction, daughter rabbit soon found herself at her grandma's house. But lo and behold, she was pregnant!

 

So here's the riddle: knowing that everyone within the rabbit family possesses a coat of fine white fur, what is the color of the baby rabbit?

 

P.S: Wstfgl and Trioctium are banned from answering this because I told them the answer on the first day of high school.

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