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Baby rabbit is pink. Bunnies are born without hair, if I recall correctly.

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Let's assume, for the sake of the riddle, that you can tell what's the color of the baby rabbit's fur the moment he was born. If this was an anti-joke chicken riddle, I would have saved you guys the effort and shot myself in the head XD

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I mean, it depends which rabbit got her pregnant. And since rabbits have more than one baby, she could have white and brown and black and mixed.

 

By the way, after just watching a domestic violence video and a rape video for class.... this was so not what I needed to read >.> <.<

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So here's a haiku.

 

If you would like to know the answer

Satisfy me first, and I will tell you later

 

Also for Ice's sake, whoever was the father took up responsibility and married daughter rabbit and they lived happily ever after in a castle made out of carrots and candies soon after.

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THAT'S NOT A HAIKU

A man brings his mother, sister and cousin out for dinner. He orders a portion for two.

EXPLAIN.

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Incest

 

(Don't try this at home, kids)

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Problem unclear. Who is the cousin: the mom or the dude? What if the dude is his own cousin? According to my calculations, he needs to have at least 17 grandfathers, two of whom haven't even been born yet.

 

Alternate solution: They are very poor and have to share food.

 

GO AHEAD AND FAULT ME, I DARE YOU!

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Something something raven writing desk (as quoted from Ice, 2015)

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Nevermore?

(The solution, if I recall, was to have the man's grandfather have a daughter with his own sister, and then knock up said daughter. Still a less dysfunctional family than the Summers' from the X-Men.)

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I still can't believe you'd never heard that question before, Taco :p

What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

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You're close enough. It's pillow.

What has 4 fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

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The Nintendo Power Glove. It's so bad.

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A man leaves a $100,000 dollar bill on his desk and leaves work. When he returns the money is gone. He has three suspects: the cook, the cleaning lady, and the mail guy. The cook says he put the money under a book on his desk to keep it safe. They check and it is no longer there. The maid says she moved it when she was cleaning to the inside of the book between page 1 and 2. They open the book and look between page number 1 and 2 but it isn't there. The mail guy says he saw it sticking out of the book and to keep it safe he moved it to between page number 2 and 3. Once they are done the culprit is promptly arrested.Who did it and how did he know?

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The mail guy. If page 1 and 2 are opposite pages page 2 and 3 are on the same sheet, and you can't put anything in between.

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Remind me to come to you for detective help.

 

What has 3 feet but cannot walk?

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Yeppers.

 

We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?

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