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[01:52:55] Anna | rubberrazors: i am the best wanker

[01:53:00] Anna | rubberrazors: i wank at everything

[01:53:03] Anna | rubberrazors: /everything/

[01:53:04] Anna | rubberrazors: goodnight

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"I'd skip the baby stage and go right into helping a child that's already in need


--not farting one out of my vagina."


 


- ack! (on the subject of children)


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AmAjOrNeWb: And you CAN NOT role play as a stapler. I've tried it and it doesn't work. Three posts of "Click click, click." and I'd probably have to erase you from the school's registry.

 

Just saw that in the Roleplay Discussion forum and spent and good minute-minute and a half laughing at that. XD *laughs more*

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"Freya is amazing. We love her." - Everyone

This totally happened. It was great. Love you too, everyone!!

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[19:12:46] Adam: laters

[19:12:57] Martin: later

[19:14:22] Sean (Seanzilla): lates

[19:15:22] Anna (rubberrazors): No bean it's "later"

[19:15:30] Anna (rubberrazors): Stop misspelling things

[19:15:43] Sean (Seanzilla): Never.

[19:15:52] Adam: Sean doesn't want to live under the yolk of your grammatical tyranny.

[19:15:52] Anna (rubberrazors):  /cries

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[12:20:16] Jona.lwz: Okay so to summarize: A suicide cult was most probably behind the explosion, which may or may not be Sin-Eaters or worshipping Sin-Eaters

[12:20:36] Jona.lwz: Where does this link with suicide clubs?

[12:20:40] Jona.lwz: Are they the same thing?

[12:21:02] Jona.lwz: Because Starla may have been separating the two when they're actually the same

[12:21:25] Sean: They are most likely the same

[12:21:50] Jona.lwz: One clue we have is that they most probably have Japanese members

[12:22:07] Jona.lwz: So we could look up local Japanese club activity

[12:22:26] Jona.lwz: I'm not sure how big Old Fork Town is

[12:22:42] Jona.lwz: Would we notice if there were a few more Japanese around than usual?

[12:23:36] DayDreamer: Uh, no I don't think you'd notice anything about more Japanese people around

[12:23:50] Jona.lwz: What is the percentage of Japanese people in the town?

[12:23:53] DayDreamer: You can assume Old Fork has typical american demographics

[12:23:58] Jona.lwz: Okay

[12:24:00] Jona.lwz: In that case

[12:24:04] Jona.lwz: What is the population of Old Fork?

[12:24:52] Jona.lwz: This is important XD

[12:25:11] DayDreamer: 8 million or so

[12:25:48] DayDreamer: (OFC is just based on new york so I took that population)

[12:25:48] Jona.lwz: Wait it's that big?

[12:26:03] DayDreamer: It's dense

[12:26:10] Jona.lwz: Okay

[12:26:31] Jona.lwz: Based on wikipedia "Non-Hispanic Asians" consist of 4.7% of the population

[12:26:46] Jona.lwz: That's 188000 Asians

[12:26:48] Sean: I can't tell if you're serious about this train of thought XD

[12:27:06] Shan: i think the japanese suicide club thing is an offhand remark made by starla

[12:27:47] Jona.lwz: If we take the few main ethnic groups in Asia

[12:28:01] Jona.lwz: Chinese and Indians (and add Japanese in because we're concerned about them)

[12:28:09] Sean: He just ignores us

[12:28:13] Sean: and carries on

[12:28:18] Jona.lwz: And compare the ratios of their total population

[12:28:22] Jona.lwz: Chinese: 1344 million

[12:28:37] Sean: DD please stop him

[12:28:49] Jona.lwz: India: 1211 million

[12:28:50] DayDreamer: I'm curious where he's going with this

[12:28:56] Jona.lwz: Japanese: 127.6 million

[12:29:12] Jona.lwz: Total: 2682.6 million

[12:29:31] Jona.lwz: Now, the percentage of Japanese to total asians is 127.6:2682.6 = 1:21

[12:29:43] Jona.lwz: So we have 1 Japanese per 21 Asians (approximately)

[12:30:09] Jona.lwz: 188000 Asians / 21 = 8952 approximately = 9000 Japanese

[12:30:27] DayDreamer: Just to interject, you did get the Asian population of New York City and not the state of New York right?

[12:30:28] Jona.lwz: That's a reasonable number to work with

[12:30:33] DayDreamer: Cos I gave you the population for the City

[12:30:43] Jona.lwz: I got the demographics for USA in general

[12:31:27] Jona.lwz: If we assume the average Asian family size of 2 parents having 2 children

[12:31:32] Jona.lwz: That's 4500 Japanese adults

[12:31:45] DayDreamer: You know, you didn't need to work this out

[12:31:47] DayDreamer: There is census data

[12:31:55] DayDreamer: There are 22636 japanese in NYC

[12:31:58] DayDreamer: As of 2000 at least

[12:32:06] Jona.lwz: Huh.

[12:32:09] Jona.lwz: More than average

[12:32:13] Jona.lwz: Damn

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[16:06:57] Anna | rubberrazors: On 12/12/2013, at 10:31 AM, DG wrote:

> It was right in the fine print. Along with being sold off for sexual slavery like in Taken.

[16:07:00] Anna | rubberrazors: True

[16:09:11] DG: I'm glad someone read it.

[16:09:53] Kyoeyo-yo-yo, chye, babeh: is it okay that i'm not a virgin?

[16:10:01] Kyoeyo-yo-yo, chye, babeh: that's bound to ruin my sale value

[16:10:24] DG: Actually you'll just be left in a brothel. The virgins get sold for nice money.

[16:10:31] DG: You'll still be sold.

[16:10:36] DG: You should watch Taken. It's good.

[16:10:41] Kyoeyo-yo-yo, chye, babeh: could I maybe get a nice desk job instead

[16:10:47] Kyoeyo-yo-yo, chye, babeh: like whorehouse receptionist?

[16:10:58] DG: You'll be bent over a nice desk.

[16:10:59] DG: So.

[16:11:03] DG: That's the best you get.

[16:11:12] Kyoeyo-yo-yo, chye, babeh: Whorehouse Student Council President?

[16:11:37] DG: That's almost a hentai I've watched that is hilarious.

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[4:44:09 PM] DG: I also have a Jack Frost figure~

[4:45:35 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: BUT NOT MARA

[4:45:37 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: HOW COUDL YOU

[4:45:55 PM] DG: I've honestly been looking for one.

[4:46:07 PM] DG: The best I could do was make a fake chariot and stick a dildo to it.

[4:46:26 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: legitimately laughing

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[8:29:27 PM] Lindsay: one time i was young, i lived in my original house ever, the house that existed to feel like home to me, you know the house, everyone has those houses

[8:29:43 PM] Dan: "my original house ever" is a quote for the lindsay wall

[8:29:45 PM] Lindsay: i was getting my coat on, i must have been about 6 or 7

[8:30:08 PM] Lindsay: it was the first time i acknowledged that i was swallowing my saliva

[8:30:18 PM] Lindsay: and i told my mother that i could drink water without a cup, and without water

[8:30:30 PM] Lindsay: but it was warm and i didn't know how to make it cold and refreshing

[8:31:58 PM] Dan: i-is that the whole story

[8:32:10 PM] Lindsay: yes

[8:32:40 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: im laughing too hard at this

 

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[8:29:28 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: fuck it im doing a pokemon rp

[8:29:46 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: fuck the gym battles im just gonna travel the world being a badass

[8:29:48 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: in fact

[8:29:50 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: fuck the rp

[8:30:00 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: this is straight up horrible fanfiction

[8:30:01 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: about me

[8:30:09 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: and how awesome (bad) i am at pokemon

[8:30:14 PM] Seaneyo: :D

[8:30:17 PM] Seaneyo: i'd read it

[8:30:52 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: chapter one

[8:30:55 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: killed mewtwo

[8:31:02 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: fucking inbred piece of shit

[8:31:39 PM] Seaneyo: WOW RUDE

[8:31:45 PM] Seaneyo: THIS STORY IS OFFENSIVE

[8:32:25 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: here, i'll give you this perscription of bitch slap to get over it

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[0:09:20] Wstfgl: It's time to reveal my true nature

[0:09:30] Wstfgl: I am not true SHOUNEN

[0:10:04] Wstfgl: I have put up with these shenanigans because someone told me this was a sausage fest

[0:10:23] Wstfgl: And yet I have been disappointed thus far

[0:10:37] Wstfgl: This charade ends now

[0:10:54] Wstfgl: What am I? I am Yaoi as Fuck

 

Wstfgl confirmed Fujoshi.

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Okay, didn't happen over chat, and Zien never comes on here anymore... But here's a discussion we had before going to bed last night:

 

*After finishing watching the Hannibal TV series*

Me: I just really like Will Graham's face. He has a nice face. I want to draw it.

Zien: *pouty*

Me: It's not like I want to fuck him. He just has a nice face. It's so square.

Zien: You want to pencil fuck him!

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Sanzi-boy you should be quoting everything I say

Especially the bit about everyone not on your team being morally bankrupt

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In the Roleplaying Classifieds:
 

I'll do werewolves and vampires and mutants. I'll do "normal" people. I'll do really dirty, nasty, disgusting stuff. I'll do sexy, hot, et al. I am completely non-preferential as to the sex, gender, or sexuality. 

Quite frankly, there's a lot I'll do, but I'm not a fan of deep hardcore as I don't really have the time. I'm not familiar with roleplaying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What?! She said it!

 

Just... a few words might be missing here or there.

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[12:39:30 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: Note to B group, kill bandit

[12:39:53 PM] etereality: Why?

[12:40:27 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: Note to B group, do not question notes

[12:40:37 PM] etereality: Why?

[12:41:04 PM] Anna | rubberrazors: Note to A group, kill etereality

[12:41:24 PM] etereality: Why- huuk!

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This is how Wstfgl introduces himself to other people, even in real life.

 

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Hey, not my fault my interwebs are slower than Timey's RP post schedule on finals week...

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[15:43:45] Drazhar: Octy, you are now unofficially called.....
[15:43:45] Drazhar: Sergeant of the Master Sergeants Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeants to the Max!
[15:44:07] Mabel-chan: DG you're already making a fine second in command.
[15:44:11] Jona.lwz: No way
[15:44:22] Jona.lwz: You're assigning me a rank that's lower than the rank I hold in real life XD
[15:44:27] Drazhar: xD
[15:44:39] Mabel-chan: Change all the word Sergeant to Officer.
[15:44:52] Jona.lwz: Officer of the Master Officers?
[15:44:55] Jona.lwz: That's just ridiculous
[15:44:58] Drazhar: commander?
[15:45:00] Drazhar: captain?
[15:45:04] Drazhar: Master?
[15:45:10] Drazhar: Master of the master master
[15:45:17] Mabel-chan: Hahaha!
[15:45:31] Mabel-chan: Maybe Debater.
[15:45:40] Drazhar: Master debater
[15:45:51] Drazhar: or we put those together!
[15:45:53] Drazhar: masterbater!

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[7:34:14 PM] Sean: SO WHO'S UP FOR SOME LOL

[7:34:25 PM] Drazhar: I don't play that!

[7:34:35 PM] etereality: I can play.

[7:34:53 PM] Sean: Cool cool

[7:34:55 PM] Sean: Time, DD?

[7:35:28 PM] DayDreamer: Hm yeah

[7:35:49 PM] Sean: Cool cool cool

[7:35:56 PM] Sean: I am going to get a shake for a minute and then I can play :D

[7:36:10 PM] Jona.lwz: Yeah

[7:36:11 PM] Jona.lwz: Let's LoL

[7:36:12 PM] Drazhar: 'get a shake'?

[7:36:16 PM] Jona.lwz: WAIT

[7:36:18 PM] Drazhar: That sounds like you're gonna masturbate

[7:36:20 PM] Jona.lwz: Sanzi you gotta make a choice

[7:36:29 PM] Jona.lwz: I was about to start watching Bakemonogatari

[7:36:31 PM] Sean: protein shake

[7:36:35 PM] Jona.lwz: But should I play LoL instead?

[7:36:37 PM] Sean: oh man

[7:36:39 PM] Sean: oh man oh man

[7:36:42 PM] Sean: oh man oh man oh man

[7:36:43 PM] Sean: oh man

[7:36:51 PM] Sean: shit

[7:36:58 PM] Drazhar: You should play mount and blade instead

[7:37:04 PM] Jona.lwz: XD

[7:37:08 PM] Sean: i

[7:37:11 PM] Sean: i cant decide

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"I might me more memory stupidness."


- Skielights


 


 


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"I have no fucking clue how to fight a sea cucumber danny trejo"

- Kyo

I might have made the enemies in my RP a little too bizarre.

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