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It is the epitome of melee and ranged combat, combining both into a seamless whole.

It would still be better if it was on fire and spoke with the voice of Morgan Freeman, however. So no, it's still not objectively the best.

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My next RP character is going to have a sword that speaks with Morgan's voice now. Scientist...how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

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42.

There, the mystery of creation is solved.

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If I have two apples in one hand, how many times did my cousin canon ball into a lake?

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One. Just one, for we never saw her again. She sank like a stone.

If only she were a witch.

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Next auction request will involved giant duck monster and his corkscrew penis.

You will be stopped.

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It's cool he'll be a gentle duck monster... but he'll enjoy sodomizing... so ya know... butter up yer pooper.

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It's cool he'll be a gentle duck monster... but he'll enjoy sodomizing... so ya know... butter up yer pooper.

Stahp

Think of the children

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Booo, the children will learn sooner or later. Also I saw one of the users reading the RP Awards was "Facebook (1)" (I think that's how it was listed) I dunno why but I found it funny.

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DERAIL SO ERO STOPS TALKING ABOUT AVIAN DICK

I h-hope Facebook-senpai notices me!

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Tch. Facebook-kun is my minion. He is devoted to me and whatever the next grand adventure I and my comrades conjure up for this episode!

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Did someone claim Facebook-senpai?

DID SOMEONE ELSE CLAIM FACEBOOK-SENPAI?

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your image appears to be broken x.x

 

And yes. He has sworn to my side against his will. bwahahaha!

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This is boring, need to go back to avian genitalia. So if male ducks have corkscrew penises do female ducks have inverted corkscrew vaginas?

 

Edit: Also if that's the case does that mean male ducks must perform a spiraling action for intercourse? 

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I believe that is the case, yes. The female duck's genitalia are a nightmare labyrinth of unending twists.

It's the evolutionary equivalent of a chastity belt, because it transpires that duck-senpai is not gentle. In fact, duck-senpai really, REALLY loves to rape things.

Which is how a paper titled "A case study of homosexual necrophilia in mallard ducks" can win an Ig Nobel Prize.

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You can't trick me, Yasu. I'm never liking any of your posts ever again. HUMF.

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I mentally added a "B-Baka" to the end of that sentence.

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You can't trick me, Yasu. I'm never liking any of your posts ever again. HUMF.

 

WHAT DID I DO!? D:

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