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Zombie Apocalypse Weapon of Choice

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Okay~! So, how this game works is this!

 

Look Immediately to your left. The first thing you lay eyes on, whatever it may be, is your ONLY WEAPON during the zombie apocalypse. What is it?

 

For example!:

 

Immediately to my left, is a full powerade bottle! Surely, I will not know thirst during the zombie apocalypse!

 

End of Example~!

 

Isn't that fun and easy!?!?  Okay, GO!

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Large plastic bucket filled with heavy plastic decor...I don't see me surviving long

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My E-go vapour pipe.

Yeah I'm fucked.

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Can of Old Spice body spray. I guess I could find a lighter and use it like a flamethrower, but then if it's my only only weapon then I really am boned. At least I can die with a smile on my face thinking how confused a load of people will be, sniffing all these nice-smelling zombies.

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A black file. At least I can keep my papers organized during the zombie invasion!

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A Gabumon door stopper.

 

I think we're just all fucked.

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Metal cupboard with a lock.

Sadly, unless I can contort like a JoJo character it's too small to fit me.

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FFFFUUUUUUUU - Why didn't I look at the pair of scissors on my desk... or the mini-screwdriver... or, even the plastic Pokéball I got with my Pokemon X. At least I could have made a humorous "A wild Zombie suddenly appeared!" quip before my death. Damn you, Old Spice.

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But now, with Old Spice, you get a ticket to a destination of your desire... And that ticket is now diamonds.

You are on a horse.

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Trying again.

Now it's a barbecue. But it has no gas tank. It does have wheels though, so I guess I'll be fine if I can fly downhill everywhere.

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Don't be afraid to go multiple times! Just don't do it one right after the other. XD

 

Immediately to my left is...A STACK OF UNBURNED CDS. Throws these things hard enough and surely they'll stick in zombie heads!

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I'm getting Shaun of the Dead flashbacks now.

My new weapon of choice is a mature tropical tree around 15 m in height. I wish I had the Strength prerequisite to wield it.

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EDIT: Accidentally artificially inflated my post count

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*looks to his left*

 

...

 

Well at least i can have a peanut butter sandwich before i join the hordes of the undead... so close to the X-acto knife too.

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Looked to my left, saw one of my largest books. A manga encyclopaedia. That would mush a zombie pretty good to be honest, but it'd get tiring hockin' it about.

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My 3DS!

I'll just play games till the whole thing is over!

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Well, now there is a PS4 there.

 

If it were a PS3 I'd be golden, but the PS4 is so light that it's more likely it'd break instead of neutralizing a zombie.

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A box of cookies. They're FLAVOURED COOKIES, as the box helpfully informs me.

 

Maybe if they're human flesh-flavored, they'd turn out to be a useful distraction. But either way, its value is moot for I'll probably start eating them now.

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Blankets.

 

I guess I can ride the apocalypse out like so:

 

hikikomori.png

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