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Robot Battle Royale [tournament complete]

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Little kayke should be renamed  'The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon '.

 

*hobbles towards arena with dying breath*

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*switches weapon to the Silver Spoon and advances towards the arena to dish out more spanking*

 

*visual receptacle glowing eerily with green light*

 

*plays a cheesily creepy tune*

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ROUND 5 RESULT


 


The coverage from the arena floor has now come through. The air was the main victim this round, it took so many blows.


 


BarkBot, and Scrawny McSquishy both attacked Little Kayke and both missed!


 


Gratuitous Mansex attacked BarkBot and also missed!


 


Little Kayke actually managed to hit BarkBot for 1 damage!


 


 


ROUND 6


 


All Robots report to the arena once again and see about actually aiming for the other robots this time.

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'Actually managed' .

auuuuugggh

 

 

I get the feeling none of us have enough aim to actually get a good chance of hitting kayke |:

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All Robots report to the arena once again and see about actually aiming for the other robots this time.

 

This is sound advice, fellow fighters. All Little Kayke is programmed to want to do is survive.

 

And beat some egg, of course. *equips the EggO-Beater*

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I am going to guess that Kayke has at least 5 Aim, since he managed to consistently hit Barkbot and Scrawny.

 

HMMMMM

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Eventually we'll get lucky. And he'll probably crumple in one hit.

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That's right. Gang on the little guy. Way to throw your weight around, you hulking chunks of metal! *insults and shakes a tiny fist while standing atop a random rock looking up at them*

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YEAH LET'S GET THAT GUY

 

THINKS HE'S ALL THAT JUST CAUSE HE HAS SOME DODGE

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I'LL STEP ON YOU, LITTLE PATISSIER-THING

YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND MY GIRTH

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Clearly Barkbot's the true victim here; pup's been getting harassed by the cake robot since the beginning of time. 

Rabble rabble.

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By striking Little Kayke I'm standing up for animal rights.

Gratuitous Mansex may be a giant of steel, but his heart is of gold!

Actually, his heart is a nuclear reactor that could light up New York on its lonesome, but you get my drift.

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Mansex, you have a maximum of 3 health left. Scrawny and Barkbot will grind you down in 2 turns for sure if Little Kayke is destroyed. You're much better off targeting Scrawny or Barkbot.

 

Barkbot has a Dodge of 5 or thereabouts, which is much more likelier for you to hit. I suspect that Scrawny has similar Dodge too.

 

Also, Scrawny has been hitting Dunkmaster the entire game. Barkbot has never hit Scrawny even once. It's obvious there's an alliance here.

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Ha, last I checked taking out the one guy who actually deals damage to me is a good move, so why should I attack the person being harassed by Kayke instead?

 

If you want me to make a dumb move just to prove there is no alliance, try again

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@Eth: You know nothing.

You've underestimated my health by a factor of at least 2.

Gratuitous Mansex endures!

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@Eth: You know nothing.

You've underestimated my health by a factor of at least 2.

Gratuitous Mansex endures!

Hardly matters what your health is when you'll be taking 2 per turn while fighting 2 evasive adversaries. If you take 1 of them down now with me, you'll only be taking 1 per turn afterwards. I recommend you check your strategic circuitry, Robot Mansex. *BEEP*

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And this is why the game could have gone a lot faster if you left the guy with the gigantic cannon alive.

(Would have killed Little Kayke in one turn~)

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ROUND 6 RESULT


 


The coverage from the arena floor has now come through. Mixed results. Some carnage and some fail.


 


Gratuitous Mansex, and Scrawny McSquishy both attacked Little Kayke and both missed!


 


BarkBot attacked Little Kayke and hit for 1 damage!


 


Little Kayke hit BarkBot for 1 damage!


 


 


BarkBot explodes into pieces!


 


 


ROUND 7


 


All Robots report to the arena once again. For the sake of expediency, I'll open things up to long-term strategy. That is, you can say "attack x until its destroyed", and so I will assume that as your action each round until you say otherwise or that condition is met. If everyone sets up such orders, then I'll put up the results of however many rounds it takes for someone's order to be fulfilled before asking for more input.


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I DIDNT DIE IN VAIN

I DEALT HIM.... 1 DAMAGE 

 

HAHAHAHA

 

*dead*

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