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The Weekly S*T Scoop 14

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Cancer (21st June to 22nd July)

You are the most wonderful soul ever to set foot on this planet. Please continue being beautiful. The world needs you today.

 

These horoscopes are so accurate after all.

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I feel vaguely insulted.

I can't figure out why.

Clearly I must start breaking people's fingers until I find out! XD

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I suddenly feel the urge to stop posting on S*T, but I don't want you guys to miss my greatness.

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Actually, this one was pretty funny. Bravo, Holly Hearts!

....

But I might break your fingers anyway.

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I suddenly feel the urge to stop posting on S*T, but I don't want you guys to miss my greatness.

 

Aww, you should take these horoscopes with a pinch of salt. How can they know anything about your real situation? ;D

 

And thanks, Wstie! *keeps fingers in her pockets*

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And thanks, Wstie! *keeps fingers in her pockets*

 

*keeps fingers in her pockets*

 

her pockets

 

And today, ladies and gentlemen, we find out the biggest secret of all: HELIX is female.

 

Too bad, Daysie.

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I'm not sure why reading this article makes me feel like going back in time again and silencing Holly Hearts before she manages to upload the article.

 

It's a wonderful article, really. I'm not sure what came over me.

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To be fair, looking at 'his' hair; I always had my suspicions.

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I feel like the comment for Cancer wasnt really directed at me but I will take it! Because im a beautiful crab apparently.

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Thanks to Holly Hearts I'm gonna insist on mistaking Tristan for Fabulous Octane.

Because... That is admittedly a far better name.

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I feel like the comment for Cancer wasnt really directed at me but I will take it! Because im a beautiful crab apparently.

Of course Kyo's also a wonderful person. ^^ the stars are never wrong!

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Would anyone like a souvenir from France?

 

I could mail you dog poo. They come in all shapes and sizes~

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I think Helix wants you to take one of my bras when you come visit. I never knew he was such a dirty person.

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Psssssssh. Ask Taco. I'm already running for President. Have been the entire... 5 past weeks :D

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The left front most portion of my head is for rent. Asking rent is one kinky pornographic image a week OBO.

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I've already rented out my left brain. You know, the logic bit.

I mean, money's hard to come by, and since I wasn't using it, I might as well let those nice chaps from the Illuminati use the space, right?

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