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Understanding the language of a female

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It wouldn't matter.. What would matter is my unconditional interest in Drawfag. She will become quite the suitable wife for me.

But, first I must pull you out of the picture. I will not allow myself to fall for you..

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*grabs a box of popcorn*

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-sigh-

Guess I have to actually get my hands dirty and kill drawfag now. And she was such a lovely arch-nemesis....

 

 

Glad we can entertain, Trinity.

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As I've told you before.. You don't know who your dealing with. Drawfags potential husband.

I don't take kids playing around with my girl well. We must quarrel. You must be defeated... B/

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I told you, I have no issue with you.

But if you insist, we'll see how well swords hold against guns and explosives  and other chemical warfare. Not to worry, though. I'll make sure to keep you alive. <3

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No one said swords would be my only choice of weaponry. If I include the many worlds I've visited and considering I'm drawfags "bud" she's introduced me to so many explosives.

It's possible this is my chance to show her how strong I am!

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Chemical warfare~~~

 

Oh. And I forgot to mention that I also have this:

Ali_Al-Saachez_Agrissa_Type.jpg

Which I am highly adept at maneuvering with.

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/face palms/ I don't mind... Along with my maneuver gear and other harmful objects I will destroy you and your love for me.

...

Drawfag will be mine and we'll have babies. Don't worry, I'll make sure they leave flowers at your grave at least once a year.

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Not possible. I can survive just about anything.

 

I wonder how weak you are against brainwashed child-soldiers. Hmmm....

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I would enjoy finding out how good you are at your fibs.

Weak? Not a word in my vocabulary. /blinks/ explain.. These brainwashed child soldiers if you would please..

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Why would I give away one of my trump cards? I'll find out when you're facing them.

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Well clearly I do not understand these cards so.. I won't ask any further.

But, just know I'm not all talk and no action. You won't have me locked in that closet ever let alone forever...

Why do you want me anyway? Is it similar to your explanation of why you fight?

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No worries. I know how to lock people up mentally so they don't leave me. Like I said, psychological warfare.

 

Well, why do you want drawfag?

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I still don't know how you'll manage without any reasons as to why I'd be worth it.

.. Oh don't even get me started. I'm the type of guy who enjoys fun and excitement thus I enjoy women who are fun and exciting. Drawfag is my type considering her desires to be so involved, despite how blunt she may become at times, and how she attracts my attention with everything she says. I don't believe I could find someone so excruciatingly painful to see so far from my embrace yet so delightful even to watch from afar. Plus, I want to see my fingers brushing through her beautiful pink hair.. She's mine. I'm taking her in.

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*glances at both arguing males and sits by Trinity, taking a handful of popcorn*

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Trinity! She's stealing your popcorn! /points/

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Well, she stole a pangolin from me before. Besides, I don't mind sharing popcorn with my minion. *pats Ice on the head*

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*Materializes a glass of wine and a nice chair, watching with a leg crossed*

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What

What is this

What did I do to deserve this

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What

What is this

What did I do to deserve this

No, you did nothing my dearest...

/points at Ali-Al Saachez/

He's the one who ruined you. He ruined us! And I will battle him to the death for you! B/

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Hmmm.

I approve of this development, on second thought. Let it rip, gentlemen.

GORILLA FATE IS TURNING. REBEL ONE. ACTION!

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He's the one who ruined you. He ruined us! And I will battle him to the death for you! B/

Maybe you're battling to the death. I'm just battling for incapacitation.

Then going to kill drawfag.

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Drawfag's learning to enjoy the male attention, I see. Good, somebody needed to break that girl away from her unhealthy obsession with music and explosives.

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At least I'm the only one with something to look forward to after my gallant victory. This way of speech does wonders for me..

Touch her and you'll see blood spewing from parts of your body you never knew anyone would cut. B/

Besides, I've secretly watched one of my comrades torture a man and have learned quite a few tools I could use.

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Au contraire, naive traveller. I find this struggle, a timeless tale of love struck fools attempting to kill each other, especially riveting when set to appropriate music.

Especially if I hand them high explosives.Which is kinda what I want to do now.

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