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Sup.

I'm new to Surreality but I'm an advanced roleplayer (3-4 years experience).

Nice to meet you all!

Also please do not sacrifice me to any satanic gods in the near future.

Apparently that's a common thing to do it newbies.

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Damn. I haven't had a good sacrifice in a while.

 

Hellos.

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Hi.

Please step onto the altar, a human resources specialist shall attend to you shortly.

We can assure you that our most benevolent Lord Seanzilla is 100% not Satanic. Your soul is in safe hands.

If you require any other assistance, please approach the nice people with the blue tags under their names, who will endeavour to minimize your suffering.

Ciao.

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Welcome welcome! Uh, I'm pretty sure Wstfgl covered everything so just ask if you need a better translation. I'd love to help where I can. Enjoy Surreality~

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Welcome!  ^_^

 

It's true, Sean is 100% not satanic. Can't vouch for Ice though.  :huh:

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Haha hi Vplx. Is there a reason for this series of letters, or are you actually a close relation to Wstfgl? DDDD:

 

Anyway I'm HH, and yes if you need anything do speak to us. Roleplay Discussion is where you can find and join open roleplay threads.

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Haha hi Vplx. Is there a reason for this series of letters, or are you actually a close relation to Wstfgl? DDDD:

 

 

 This is totally what I thought... and then I thought of vulpix... something about the combination of letters sent my mind there. Anyway it means Vplx is now an adorable pink-orange-mauve-maroon-red fox and OMG Squee so cute. :D

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Welcome!  ^_^

 

It's true, Sean is 100% not satanic. Can't vouch for Ice though.  :huh:

I know who I can't trust with secrets D:

I'm on the Vulpix train~

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Righto, it's like vulpix but without the vowels and a little mixed around.

Thanks for all the welcomes, guys!

Also yes I'm a fox who found a laptop and learned how to type with my little fox paws.

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Also yes I'm a fox who found a laptop and learned how to type with my little fox paws.

Oh My SQUEES! This is too cute to put into coherent words.

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Damn. I haven't had a good sacrifice in a while.

 

Hellos.

Couldn't we still sacrifice Alisyn?

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Couldn't we still sacrifice Alisyn?

Yes

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Thanks, guys. .________.

I expected that from wst, but not from you, DG.

Anyways, welcome, Vulpix!

Stay away from wst, and you'll be fine. Otherwise, you'll probably be caught up in one of his compensatory explosions and lose an arm or a tail or something.

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You can't sacrifice her. But I'm sure we can find Someone to sacrifice...Oh hey there. I lost you in all the chaos of these posts Vulpix. ^.^

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Well who can argue with a face like that? Sorry Ali, I'll have to find a new member for the clan. XD

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Fuck you all.

/I apologize for the language if it offends you, Vulpix. It's all good-natured heckling. I'm only a bitch in games.

Also, Obama sucks. Like every other president in recent history. Platitudes and inaction. Last decent one was Clinton, I think, other than his sexing an intern.

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Oh goodness. Hey there dearie. So glad you joined our group of crazies. I'd love to promise they aren't always like this but I really can't. Anyways welcome vplx, should you need any help feel free to hit me up.

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I love how everyone is calling her vulpix now. Lol, perfect!

I'm claiming this one, she's mine. <3

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Well who can argue with a face like that? Sorry Ali, I'll have to find a new member for the clan. XD

*cough*

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Also, Obama sucks. Like every other president in recent history. Platitudes and inaction. Last decent one was Clinton, I think, other than his sexing an intern.

 

Your standards for decent are different from mine apparently.

 

Sexing Monica Lewinsky was the best thing he did 8D

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Your standards for decent are different from mine apparently.

 

Sexing Monica Lewinsky was the best thing he did 8D

 

Clinton played Saxophone. He was an okay dude. 

 

Also WELCOME NEW MEMBER!

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Oh my gosh

Hi everyone! Also Obama? Hey Obama.

Also I have no problem with rude language, it's fucking awesome!

Idk what this is about Clinton though. I'm Canadian so all I hear about is Rob Ford. None of these American dudes.

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You're so popular. Look at how much we love you, Vulpix. xDD

/even though it's mostly derailing your introductions

/but that's normal

 

That's awesome. Because I'm a foul-mouthed bitch. Especially towards wst. Because he deserves it. Feel free to shower him with obscenities, too. Oh, and threats of evisceration. He probably likes it, given how much he attempts to irritate me. :P

 

Eh, Clinton was the president before our last president. Got in a huge scandal and almost got impeached for getting oral sex from an intern, Monica Lewinsky. But he actually got things done in office and was pretty popular among the public.

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