HerculeHastings

FIRST KISS THREAD

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Shadow, do you remember the girl you kissed? :p And how it went down? Come on! Story!

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I remember. We had been dating for a little bit and went out to a "festival" nearby. Enjoyed the day, I got us a FUNNEL CAKE!!!! and all that jazz. Night rolled around and we found a spot to watch the fireworks, especially since they don't often do them around here. We was all snuggled close as the fireworks started bombarding the sky and she looked and me, and I looked at her, and I went in for the passionate first kiss.

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I had to google what funnel cake was. It looks just as alien as it sounds to me. But dammit, Shadow. Much clap. Many envy.

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In case anyone was wondering. I've had lots of practice now so...

I am a pretty great kisser, ladies.

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I had to google what funnel cake was. It looks just as alien as it sounds to me. But dammit, Shadow. Much clap. Many envy.

You should try it sometime. It's really good :3

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I had to google what funnel cake was. It looks just as alien as it sounds to me. But dammit, Shadow. Much clap. Many envy.

 

You are such a depraved child. And thank you, thank you. ^.^

 

In case anyone was wondering. I've had lots of practice now so...

I am a pretty great kisser, ladies.

 

I feel ya there. As long as yours wasn't your sister or pillow at least 3.3 (I know some sad people)

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Apparently I haven't had my first kiss since every girl I've ever met that I've liked has told me I was ugly.

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I am 100 percent certain that I haven't made out with any of my relatives.

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Apparently I haven't had my first kiss since every girl I've ever met that I've liked has told me I was ugly.

But...

But those eyebrows...

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But...

But those eyebrows...

 

(Cackling.) O' Kyo. I remember reading in an article about "The Weirdest Fetishes People Have" - eyebrows was one of them. I can't believe that niche hasn't gotten their clutches on you yet, DG. You don't live in a small town, do you?

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I do live in a small town.

 

Then chances are they ain't credible input, them nasty comments. You, my dear sir, should try hopping to 'nother place for a change of scenery - and specimen pool.

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Then we ride the same train it seems kyo. *phew* and poor DG and your lack of eyebrow followers.

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So there's a couple well-practiced here huh? Hahahaha, Welcome to S*T. I foresee a kissing competition occurring soon to prove who the best is. Everyone...prepare your lips~

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Egad - the last time I kissed, I wasn't even legal. (Shittycakes, it's been too long. :I)

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I will kiss you all but it ain't paying for your flights to Scotland!

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My lips are in a monogamous relationship right now - will let you guys know when they want a foursome. But they're always skanky for girls. I remember meeting someone half-royalty (in person), and asking her if I can kiss her to cross out "Kiss A Royalty" off my bucket list.

 

She ran away.

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I've got the Scottish blood too. ^.^ 

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I'm virtually race-blind; ignorant, I know. Most people are just, "dark chocolate", "milk chocolate", "white chocolate" and "banana" to me. Hershey's for next shopping session, noted.

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I will kiss you. Just come into my van.

Don't do it. He's just gonna kiss his van and make you feel awkward.

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Don't do it. He's just gonna kiss his van and make you feel awkward.

 

Spectator-zoned? Nefariously cruel. Thanks for the heads up.

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