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New Mascot - Poppy

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Okay, so, like, hiiii! My horrible boss is passing the introductions to me to do.

 

So, like, here is your new mascot Poppy.

 

She's, like, you know, so cute and likes books and stuff.

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No, stop right there. Just, like, tell us what you like and stuff.

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O-oh. Sorry, okay. Well, I really enjoy reading books. I'd say my favorites are--

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Oh! Okay, great!

 

Well, hello, Surreality! My name is Poppy and I was invited here by Seanzilla because, ahem, "we needed more cute girls here". I'm not sure how that would help this site at all... but I didn't see a reason not to help! After all, a community that's dedicated to creating and writing stories? I'd be silly not come! 

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It's 90% porn?

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Oh, this? This would be my diary. I write in it everyday and tell him about what I do and the books I read. Just last week I summarized a book I finished reading not too long ago about a firefighter struggling to maintain his relationship with his childhood friend. Because she always worried about his safety, she tried to persuade him to find another career with less risk and more leisure time. At first, he agreed and researched many options but found that his passion remained in the noble and heroic path of a firefighter.

 

But soon after his decision, the house of his childhood friend is suddenly engulfed in flames. His detail is quick to respond, but the girl is nowhere to be found. Against his comrades wishes, he plunges into the thick smoke and scorching flames in search of me. Despite having trouble breathing he calls desperately for me, "Poppy! Poppy!"

 

"I'm here," I try to gasp, but the smoke is too much for me to be heard. As I crawl as far under the smoke as I can, I hear him call for me again. I put my sweater sleeve to my arm in an attempt to filter the air and so he can hea---

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No, no, Poppy, stop, no.

See, this is, like, why I tried to keep it short. She's doing that thing again.

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Excuse me, what do you mean? This wasn't a game. It actually happened! If you give me a moment, I could find where I wrote it in my diary...

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It's 90% porn?

 

No, no. That's my book. The other 10% is demonic ritual.

 

[whirls around, realizes there are others here] Ah... ahem.

 

Hi, Poppy. I thought your name was Poopy and thought that was an awful mascot name. Then I read it correctly the second time. Poppy sounds like a koala's name. Are you a koala under your peopleskin?

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Maybe she's an Iron Ambassador or something.

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A koala? I'm afraid I'm just a plain old human; nothing as adorable as a koala :(

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i want to give you kisses

 

*smooches, and steals diary away*

What do we got here~~

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No, I'm afraid I'm not that Poppy. Though I can't say "afraid" from what I read on the lives of musicians. I think I'm rather glad I'm not that Poppy.

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Question, can I be Poppy's new best friend!? +.+

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